confessions...

... just because it's late at night and Andrew's sleeping and Adam's out of town. I'm spilling my guts. And I'm going to use bullet points, because they're fun... and it's the only method of organizing that I feel like using at the moment.

I would like to confess that...

• I haven't cleaned my bathroom toilet in a century. Almost.
• I think there's a thing of sour cream in my fridge that's got a June expiration date on it.
• There's an inch of dust on my pianos.
• There's a spoon in my dishwasher that's been in there for ages because I keep running it through in the hopes that the spoon will magically get clean one of these days.
• I bought space-bags off an infomercial with good intentions. They're still sitting in a box in my living room.
• I consider Kona's swimming in the pool as her "getting a bath".
• I have an empty container of lotion on my desk that's been there for at least a year.
• The top drawer in my nightstand hasn't been gone through since I was 16 years old. Which was almost 14 years ago.
• I'm having a melt-down now realizing how old I am...

Time for bed.

no excuses!

I have no excuses to not clean my house today. None at all. Except...

• Except, I have to write this very important blog post.
• And, I have to eat these strawberries I got on sale at Sprout's yesterday.
• And I have to dress Andrew in cute outfit #2 for the day.
• Oh, I also have to watch my dvr'd episodes of The Choir.
• Oh, and I must sit at the piano playing half of at least a dozen songs, stopping in the middle of one song only to start another. (I usually do this because I realize how badly the song I was playing sucked, so I start another only to realize that that one sucks as well.)
• Then there's my pre-pregnancy clothes in my closet - mini fashion show? I mean, I need to know what fits me, right?
• By then, it'll be time for Andrew's 3rd cute outfit of the day.
• I must eat popcorn after. I've been making it in olive oil, with kosher salt & rosemary. Can you say "Yuummmmmmmm!" Sing it out like you're an opera star!

So yeah. Cleaning my house? Who has time for that??